Archive for January, 2007

Endless Bad News for Gap

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

It’s been so recent since I last blogged, my coffee is still hot!

Dude, what’s up? You go silent for weeks, then you start pumping out blog posts. Dude, wtf?!”

In response I say “Dude, you are right. My bad. A tear rolls down my rugged cheek.”

As if things could not get any worse for Gap…things have actually become worse!

1) More executives are leaving. To me, this comes as MAJOR surprise. Based on the way the company has been running, I was entirely convinced that weren’t any executives in the first place!

2) There is more. Amazon.com, I tiny online retailer, based out of the small hick town of Seattle, has opened up their own Shoe and Handbag website. Everyone, please meet endless.com.

I am slightly congested in my nasal region, yet I can still smell the looming corpse of Piperlime.com.

Zappos.com
, which also sells handbags in addition to a billion pairs of shoes each day, should be mildly concerned. Amazon.com is not someone you want to compete with.

However, Endless.com offers FREE OVERNIGHT SHIPPING. Read that again. No kidding.   Plus there is free returns as well.

Back in the day when I was knee-deep in the ecommerce universe, I constantly argued that  overnight shipping would be a wise choice. Why? Because it makes online shopping not just more convenient, but it also decreases the time advantage of the physical store.

When I shop, I went it ASAP. Yesterday! If I don’t need something, I am not buying it. (most of the time ;-) However, my biggest vice with only shopping is the delay of receipt.

Endless.com practically eliminates this issue. You can buy your shoe and and eat it too! (Eat it as in wear it….)

So Zappos and the other shoe sites are monitoring this development very closely. Trust me. I know these things.

But for Gap, which has not done anything right since…I don’t even recall…endless.com just means they have another big thing to worry about.

Stay tuned. I might be working on a Gap YouTube clip…

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GAP executives on the run 

15 Seconds of CBS Fame

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

How long has it been since I blogged? When I last blogged, James Brown was still breathing!

CBS is giving you and me the chance of a lifetime. Of course, the previous sentence only applies to those of us who consider fifteen-seconds of TV exposure a “lifetime”.

You can find out more here.

FYI, this is part of the CBS initiative to become more interactive. There was an article in yesterday’s WSJ that mentioned the contest.

Anyways, your dedicated YouTube correspondent, me, has created his own 15-second clip. For whatever reason, when I watch my clip on my Dell craptop, the first few seconds are hazy.

So far, the response to my fifteen-seconds has been minimal yet positive. YouTube user fatgirlsrox had this to say: “yuck”. Thanks!

I am feeling pretty confident about this one…

Corynne Steindler Gets R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Yes. Been a long time since I blogged. Cry me a river. Or a lake. Or a riverlake.

The love of my life, Page Six, dishes respect today.

Corynne Steindler gets her name and email address showcased on the Page Six masthead.

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What does this mean? This means that they really like her. Good for her. Good for them.

Amen!