A Message to the Oglivy Oglers
The folks of Oglivy have cruised my blog. Splenda! (That’s a brand of sweet and low for all of you who use real sugar.)
And I have proof of the mather matter. Their DNA has surfaced on my radar.
Normally, I would choose to ignore of a visitation of such magnitude.
Oglivy, for those of you who use authentic sugar, are the folks who invented the billboard. Long story short, in the early 1600’s, there was a man called “Elroy McFudsmith”. I am not sure what exactly transpired next. But I do know this. Oglivy is rather large ad company.
So, to the folks from Oglivy who window shop this piece of web property, I say: Welcome. Please make yourself at home. You can even lounge on the leather couches in the living room.
Comfortable? Good. Help me! Get me out of this One Park of Domain. Hire me. Give me my own office. With a secretary. Do you see how low I have fallen?
Just a few months ago, I was living large in a Montreal basement. Today…I have become the official Rabbi of YouTube.
SOS.
