Can Gap Get Anything Right?
Gap has a shoe site. It is still in business. The site is pretty. Besides the green. What gives? It’s an ugly color. The blue is nice though.
We know that Gap is hemorrhaging. Btw, if anyone is a Blood Type O, we urge you to donate some blood to Gap Inc. This cadaverous clothing company is in need of a blood transfusion. In fact, with a bit of irony, Product RED has been a blessing for Gap.
To put things into perspective, AIDS is the best thing that has happened to Gap in years.
Things at Gap are so crappy, I hear that the citizens of Africa are raising money to help out this struggling corporation!
So, the geniuses at Gap decided they needed celeb power for Piperlime. To who did they turn? Rachel Zoe! What the hell were they thinking?
Check out this new poll from US Weekly Magazine.
Good going Gap. I can always rely on you for an entertaining gaffe!
