Introducing…Mandy Stadtmiller
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007Good morning. To all you terrestrial creatures who read my blog. First of all, just let me say this; the fact that you are reading this crap on my blog is a sign that you need help. Seriously. Don’t you have anything better to do? Get a freaking life!
And now, after I berate you for being here, we proceed to the topic on hand. One Mandy Stadtmiller.
I will not ruin this for you by sprinkling in my own lame commentary about Mandy Stadtmiller.
The point is, that Mandy Stadtmiller is:
1) female (if you watch the clip, she makes reference to her feminine anatomy
2) pretty (even the name Mandy is hot)
3) divorced (the best news I’ve received this week) and
4) funny. very. quite.
Oh yes; according to heterosexual intuitions:
5)Ms. Stadtmiller appears to belong to be straight! OMG.
Seriously. What are the odds for this (rare) sort of combination?
