Hurricane Ernesto Aftermath, photo-op#3
Hurricane Ernesto has come and gone. More like Hurricane Ernest-NO. Or, Hurricane No-Zesto. Or, Hurricane Media-Ho. Once again, the sucker-shutters crawled out of the wood work. And Wal-Mart & Target sold a ton of water.
Schools are shut today. Some businesses are closed. My city is a ghost-town in top-form shape, having been spared by this natural disaster. I think this was just a ruse for South Florida to extend the summer vacation.
This morning, I took a camera and went clicking around my city of Hallandale, Florida.
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(Behold the lethal leaf. if lodged in the wrong part of the esophagus, this foliage CAN be deadly!)
(The bank intensifies its lock-down, in preparation of an imminent pogrom.)
(GNC, the muscle company, is a PURE WUSS. Even Starbucks the yuppy is OPEN!)
(Future Oliver Stone Flick: “The Hurricane Hero“)
(Killer puddle. If someone were to fall out of an aircraft at 35,000 feet and land in THIS puddle, chances are that this person WOULD DIE!)
(Fashion Disaster: so I am wearing jeans and black dress socks. Cut me some slack! There’s a Hurricane in place!)
