Page Six: Natalie Portman is Ubiquitous
These days, at least according to Page Six, Natalie Portman is in the midst of her Rebbetzin Rally. And she is also omnipresent!
According to what Page Six has heard, today, Natalie Portman has been in Israel since LAST WEEK and plans to return shortly.
However, this past Sunday, Page Six reported that Natalie Portman was attending the Chabad fundraiser in the Hamptons that very night. Huh?
Is Page Six hard of hearing? Was Portman in fact in the Hamptons, or was it a Natalie clone? Has stem cell research been implemented? Does Natalie speak Yiddish?
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