Walmart Expecting a Plasma Stampede
This Friday is a big shopping day. People spend a lot of money. Retailers get happy. Consumers begin racking up debt.
The event is called Black Friday. Why? Because traditionally, this is the day that retailers exit the red (losing money) and enter the black (making a profit).
Applying this color scheme logic, consumers ought to refer to this day as Red Friday. If July 4th were to fall out on a Friday, would the auspicious day then be called “red, white and blue Friday?” I love it. Let’s make a coalition and institute ASAP.
Anyways, check out the pre-flyer from Walmart. Them guys be selling a big flat screen for cheap dollars. Maybe I go with a camcorder to check out the scene.
Does y’all reckon that these folks will create another franchise called “smashmywalmartplasma“?
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